I'd set you on fire, but only if you asked.
I started a new blog where I try to be funny. Emphasis on the word try, because I usually fail miserably at things, or so I like to pretend.
It would mean a lot to me if you checked it out since we all have such great relationships here on the internet and I talk to all of you and there are emotional bonds and stuff.
At least pretend that you’ll check it out, because that will also make me happy.
Thanks all you lovely followers!@3 days ago
@2 days ago with 2 notes
I’m such a terrible person to debate with. If you ever get into an argument with me, I suggest you cease your activities immediately.
Why, you may ask.
Because I’m like America, I never fucking lose a war.
|Friend:||You just need to have faith and confidence.|
|Me:||What does faith and confidence have to do with anything? I'm not trying to be Miss America.|